he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
