Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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