Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's Friday. Sex?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize