he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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