The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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