Swine flu. Run for my life!
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize