You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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