TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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