is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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