the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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