I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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