I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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