I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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