if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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