how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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