I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
