dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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