Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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