Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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