You can't special order awesome
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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