you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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