I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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