Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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