i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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