How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
do nipples grow back?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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