I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
nutella sex= disaster
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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