I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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