just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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