i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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