I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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