I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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