You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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