Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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