im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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