You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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