I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I puked a lego.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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