I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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