Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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