What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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