I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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