Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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