We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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