I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The power of my boobs compel you
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
