Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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