Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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