Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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