And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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