He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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