I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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