summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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