What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
