We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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