literally had 100 drinks last night.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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